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Confessions Tagged "ass"

Elliptical Treadmill Exercises

Confessions of a Fat Chick

Some observations from a 43 year old 5 foot 4 230 lb woman…. I have been working really hard at changing my life. I am down 35 lbs, up probably 10 in muscle. The first thing to vanish was my….

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Full Body Massage Happy Ending

Happy Endings

It begins before you even get to my office. You call me, I answer, and you start asking me things like, “Is it a FULL BODY massage?” Then, you tell me I sound sexy. You ask if I’M going to….

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Toilet out of Order

A Letter to the Only Working Toilet

Dear only working toilet in women’s bathroom:

Hi. It’s me: the girl that visits you at least three times a day from 8am to 5pm. I try not to. I try to avoid you until I get home, but I….

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Hotel Room

To All The People Who Rent Hotel Rooms

I’ve been working at a large chain hotel for quite some time now. I have come to learn how to read you before you even set foot in my lobby. I would like to share some of the nice, weird,….

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