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Bathroom Trends for 2017 [Infographic]

What Are You Doing In The Bathroom?

There can be no doubt that bathroom is one of the most important parts of any establishments. From houses, hotels, restaurants, to hospitals, malls, and train stations, bathrooms are crucial to maintaining a….

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Green Home Office Design

How Colours Affect Your Mood [Infographic]

Colours And Your Mood

If you are considering redecorating your house, workplace or any other property you are probably thinking about which colours would work best. You might have an idea that a nice bright colour would bring some life….

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Air Freshener Products

Air Fresheners

This is intended to bring to the attention of all those responsible for marketing the various air freshening products that they have been overlooking a large and potentially lucrative market segment: The heterosexual male. It started when I moved into….

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Woman on Toilet

Bathroom Time! Private Time!

Dear Family, First off, let me say that I love you dearly. If I possibly could, I would spend every moment for the rest of my life with you. As we live in the Los Angeles area, it is necessary….

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Toilet Paper & Flushable Wipes


The subject is one that not many people dare to talk about. But it is something everybody does and knows about. Everyone who is alive has to use the bathroom. There is no secret that what we eat goes through….

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Dunkin Donuts Coffee

Coffee At Work [Infographic]

Everyone has their pick-me-up at work. The obvious is coffee. Without coffee, they just don’t function at all. For others, they may prefer water or tea. And for me, a web designer, I don’t drink coffee. I prefer to get….

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Garage Sale Cash

Garage Sale Etiquette

Hello buyers and thank you for coming to our garage sale. I know our newspaper ad and signs say that we open at 7 am, but if you arrive at 6:00, go ahead and ring the doorbell several times and….

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Convenience Store Night Worker

A note from your friendly convenience store worker

Hello, You hopefully have no clue what it’s like to work in a convenience store. Up until last month, I was equally oblivious to the daily grind faced by a convenience store worker. However, this wonderfully shitty economy gave me….

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Toilet out of Order

A Letter to the Only Working Toilet

Dear only working toilet in women’s bathroom:

Hi. It’s me: the girl that visits you at least three times a day from 8am to 5pm. I try not to. I try to avoid you until I get home, but I….

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Best Buy 305

Dear Best Buy #305

Dear Best Buy #305

This Letter of Apology is not only for the staff at the Best Buy #305 in Schaumburg, Illinois, but also to the gentleman in the middle stall in the men’s restroom at about 5:17 CST on….

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