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Business Woman Ahead


There is nothing more attractive than a man with power and lots of money. I will seek out that man like he is my prey. It turns me on and I will give him head to get ahead because I….

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Tanning Salon Bed

Open Letter From Your Tanning Salon Owner

Okay, I am going to start this rant out by admitting a few things that you are probably already thinking. I know tanning is vain. I know that by owning a tanning salon I am probably thought of as a….

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Cashier Shopper

Are you an A-HOLE customer?

Rant from a Friendly Cashier

I work at a “big-box” store like Target or Wal*Mart. I am a cashier. This is a pretty low-pressure, non-demanding job (the kind I can call in sick to whenever I feel like), which is….

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Woman Yelling on Phone

From your receptionist (Otherwise known as office bitch)

First of all, I have been here for over three years now. I know what I am doing. I do not need you to tell me how to use the phone system. The phone system sucks by the way. It….

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Adult Store

Open Letter From Your Local Adult Store Clerk ADULT CONTENT! MATURE AUDIENCE ONLY!

Dear Adult Store Shoppers, Maybe you want to buy some pornography or maybe you’d like to purchase some condoms, lube, lingerie, toys, games or whatever other merchandise we carry. That’s great, and I hope you find what you want in….

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Biker's Path in Chicago

The Almost Accident: Karma is a Bitch ADULT CONTENT! MATURE AUDIENCE ONLY!

A while ago, I wrote about working in a liquor store. Recently, I was asked, “What was your most embarrassing moment?” And while I’ve had many, there are just two that….

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To My Co-Workers

I will begin this post by stating that I like the job that I have. That is, it’s a lot better than the last shitbag job I had. However, in the year or so that I have been working there,….

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Crowded Plane Airline Etiquette

Airline Travel Etiquette

Alright people, some airline travel etiquette needs to be established. Here are a few suggestions that will make everyone’s life easier, so please… pay attention: Rule #1 – Security. Yes, it’s a bitch. Yes, the TSA employees they hired from….

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Blonde Woman in Office Filing Nails

To the women who work in my office… I hate you

Girl with the bright blonde weave who works in reception- I don’t know how you got your job, you are so uneducated it makes me sick. Did you graduate grammar school? I think I would respect you more if the….

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Criminal Defense Attorney Handcuffs

Advice from Your Criminal Defense Attorney

1. When a cop says to you, “anything you say can and will be used against you”, that’s your cue to shut the fuck up. Whatever you do, don’t say something stupid like: “I only had two beers”. In Arizona,….

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