About twenty years ago, when I still possessed the vitality of youth, I signed up with a kissogram agency. One of my first gigs was to play Santa Claus to the women who worked in the human resources department of … read more “Here Comes Santa Claus”
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Happy Endings
It begins before you even get to my office. You call me, I answer, and you start asking me things like, “Is it a FULL BODY massage?” Then, you tell me I sound sexy. You ask if I’M going to … read more “Happy Endings”
Ode to Corporate America
Today I am wearing grey, on grey, on grey, on grey, with a fancy orange scarf.
It is my ode to Corporate America.
I like your decor here, Corporate America.
The grey inspires me.
It reminds me to make my … read more “Ode to Corporate America”
