Hello buyers and thank you for coming to our garage sale.
I know our newspaper ad and signs say that we open at 7 am, but if you arrive at 6:00, go ahead and ring the doorbell several times and … ( read more
Tag: bathroom
A note from your friendly convenience store worker
Hello,
You hopefully have no clue what it’s like to work in a convenience store. Up until last month, I was equally oblivious to the daily grind faced by a convenience store worker. However, this wonderfully shitty economy gave me … ( read more
A Letter to the Only Working Toilet
Dear only working toilet in women’s bathroom:
Hi. It’s me: the girl that visits you at least three times a day from 8am to 5pm. I try not to. I try to avoid you until I get home, but I … ( read more
Dear Best Buy #305
Dear Best Buy #305
This Letter of Apology is not only for the staff at the Best Buy #305 in Schaumburg, Illinois, but also to the gentleman in the middle stall in the men’s restroom at about 5:17 CST on … ( read more
The New Guy
I had been working as a cashier at the pharmacy for a couple of months. Long enough that everyone knew me, but I was still the new guy. As the day progressed towards lunch break I began to have an … ( read more
