There is nothing more attractive than a man with power and lots of money. I will seek out that man like he is my prey. It turns me on and I will give him head to get ahead because I … read more “Giving Head To Get Ahead”
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Open Letter From Your Tanning Salon Owner
Okay, I am going to start this rant out by admitting a few things that you are probably already thinking. I know tanning is vain. I know that by owning a tanning salon I am probably thought of as a … read more “Open Letter From Your Tanning Salon Owner”

Are you an A-HOLE customer?
Rant from a Friendly Cashier
I work at a “big-box” store like Target or Wal*Mart. I am a cashier. This is a pretty low-pressure, non-demanding job (the kind I can call in sick to whenever I feel like), which is … read more “Are you an A-HOLE customer?”

From your receptionist (Otherwise known as office bitch)
First of all, I have been here for over three years now. I know what I am doing. I do not need you to tell me how to use the phone system. The phone system sucks by the way. It … read more “From your receptionist (Otherwise known as office bitch)”

The Almost Accident: Karma is a Bitch
A while ago, I wrote about working in a liquor store. Recently, I was asked, “What was your most embarrassing moment?” And while I’ve had many, there are just two that stand out regarding almost nearly the same incident. … read more “The Almost Accident: Karma is a Bitch”

To My Co-Workers
I will begin this post by stating that I like the job that I have. That is, it’s a lot better than the last shitbag job I had. However, in the year or so that I have been working there, … read more “To My Co-Workers”

Airline Travel Etiquette
Alright people, some airline travel etiquette needs to be established. Here are a few suggestions that will make everyone’s life easier, so please… pay attention:
Rule #1 – Security. Yes, it’s a bitch. Yes, the TSA employees they hired from … read more “Airline Travel Etiquette”

To the women who work in my office… I hate you
Girl with the bright blonde weave who works in reception- I don’t know how you got your job, you are so uneducated it makes me sick. Did you graduate grammar school? I think I would respect you more if the … read more “To the women who work in my office… I hate you”

Advice from Your Criminal Defense Attorney
1. When a cop says to you, “anything you say can and will be used against you”, that’s your cue to shut the fuck up.
Whatever you do, don’t say something stupid like:
“I only had two beers”. In Arizona, … read more “Advice from Your Criminal Defense Attorney”