All in all, it hadn’t been a good day. Bad traffic, a malfunctioning computer, incompetent coworkers and a sore back all made me a seething cauldron of rage. But more importantly for this story, it had been over forty-eight hours … ( read more
Tag: poop
Fear Of Public Restrooms
The Fear of Pooping in Public
A topic that most people would hardly ever think to discuss, talk about, or even bring up, but at Confessions of the Professions, where the professions confess everything and there is no filter … ( read more
Pooping At Work
Pooping On Company Time
I’m not going to lie, I have done it before, many times, and I certainly took my time and enjoyed it. No one really wants to have to go at work, but sometimes, you just can’t … ( read more
The Worst Times To Poop
When You Really Have To Poop
As the saying goes, no matter what your job is or what you do, there’s [usually] always an asshole for a boss and the same goes for your body too. When it is time … ( read more
Dirty Dates [Infographic]
Dating is one of the most awkward things most of us choose to go through. From the very first time he or she asks you out, to the scheduling of the meeting time, waiting for a call, to the interview-like … ( read more
Bathroom Time! Private Time!
Dear Family,
First off, let me say that I love you dearly. If I possibly could, I would spend every moment for the rest of my life with you. As we live in the Los Angeles area, it is necessary … ( read more
Secrets of the Bathroom
The subject is one that not many people dare to talk about. But it is something everybody does and knows about. Everyone who is alive has to use the bathroom. There is no secret that what we eat goes through … ( read more
Garage Sale Etiquette
Hello buyers and thank you for coming to our garage sale.
I know our newspaper ad and signs say that we open at 7 am, but if you arrive at 6:00, go ahead and ring the doorbell several times and … ( read more
Traveling Salesman: The Chicken That Wasn’t
I’m a traveling salesman; I sell replacement windows and permanent siding. Most of my appointments take me to far-away, remote (albeit not ‘exotic’) locations. And as a commissioned-only salesman, every opportunity to sit down with a potential client is an … ( read more
