When You Really Have To Poop
As the saying goes, no matter what your job is or what you do, there’s [usually] always an asshole for a boss and the same goes for your body too. When it is time … ( read more
Tag: stomach
Confessions of a Fat Chick
Some observations from a 43 year old 5 foot 4 230 lb woman….
I have been working really hard at changing my life. I am down 35 lbs, up probably 10 in muscle. The first thing to vanish was my … ( read more
Hello, Monday! Now go fuck yourself
Monday… Just saying the word makes me want to toss my cookies, upsetting the utopian balance of solid and liquid in the septic tank I call a stomach. The Ark of Chinese food sailing blissfully on a vast internal lake … ( read more
The Almost Accident: Karma is a Bitch
A while ago, I wrote about working in a liquor store. Recently, I was asked, “What was your most embarrassing moment?” And while I’ve had many, there are just two that stand out regarding almost nearly the same incident. … ( read more
The New Guy
I had been working as a cashier at the pharmacy for a couple of months. Long enough that everyone knew me, but I was still the new guy. As the day progressed towards lunch break I began to have an … ( read more
Working at a Coffee Shop
Having to drag my butt out of bed at 5:30 in the morning was bad enough. But having to do it while being three months pregnant and on my birthday was even worse. The joys of working at a coffee … ( read more
