Sample of reported job titles:
Front Services Agent, Guest Services Agent, Hiker, Parking Attendant, Parking Cashier, Parking Lot Attendant, Parking Ramp Attendant, Valet Attendant,
Rant from a Friendly Cashier
I work at a “big-box” store like Target or Wal*Mart. I am a cashier. This is a pretty low-pressure, non-demanding job (the kind I can call in sick to whenever I feel like), which is … read more “Are you an A-HOLE customer?”
I thought it would be an “in and out job.” I thought to myself, I’ll just walk in, pick something reasonable, and make my merry way. I bought myself a vibrator before, no problem, it’s in the bag, etc. etc. … read more “To my new best friends at the Pleasure Place”
Let’s establish one thing first: I love my job as a cashier/bag girl in a grocery store. I like it even though I’m paid minimum wage with no hope of a raise (I have co-workers who’ve worked there for two … read more “Grocery Girl”
Here is a guide to shopping in clothing stores:
— When approaching a table of sweaters, where it appears that a staff member is about 95% done tidying up, it is advisable to ask said staff member to get the … read more “A Note to Women Shoppers Everywhere”
I agree that the DMV sucks.
But the main reason the DMV sucks, is because of the people who go there. It’s the same with the post office, bank, car rental agency, airport, etc.
See, when I’m in line at … read more “The DMV hates you too”
I had been working as a cashier at the pharmacy for a couple of months. Long enough that everyone knew me, but I was still the new guy. As the day progressed towards lunch break I began to have an … read more “The New Guy”
When I was in college in Chicago, I went for a year without work before realizing that I needed money. I asked my roommate, who worked at a liquor store, if he could get me a job where he worked. … read more “The Liquor Store Clerk”