Anonymous 3m 399
Sign Up For An Account To Start Posting Your Own Confessions!
The views of this article are the perspective of the author and may not be reflective of Confessions of the Professions.
A few weeks ago I had a closing shift at Hannafords on Shelburn rd. And because they are doing a remodel right now the only real job concerning cakes that i have to worry about at night is taking special orders and writing on cakes for customers…
It was around 7:30 and this guy comes up and starts looking at some of the cakes i had decorated earlier in the day. Then he starts looking through the book of decopac designs… So i ask him if there’s anything i can help with.
He enthusiastically says “yes” and comes over to the opening of the cake case and the sales floor. I ask if he wants to make a special order… he says “oh yes.” So i get a special order form and bring it over.
I ask all of the draining questions like what kind of frosting.. what size.. what flavor cake… blah blah blah.. and thats cool he isn’t annoying me yet… Then i ask if there are any special colors, or decorations that he wants me to put on the cake…. thats when i realize he’s a complete nut case.
“Actually,” he says, What i really want is for you to make a cake shaped like my penis.
Yes, he said penis.
Now I’m freaked out… I explain to him that i can’t do that. . . but he didn’t understand.. he thought that i meant i couldn’t physically do it.. like it was too hard for me..
so he reaches into his pocket and pulls out a picture and says: “It’s really not that hard, here, look!, here’s a picture for you to go by”… OH MY GOD!!!!! what is wrong with this guy??? I’m super freaked out now, and try to explain to him that i cannot fufill his request… and now he gets pissed off… saying that my customer service really blows (no pun intended) and I tell him he is more than welcome to go speak to the overnight operations manager who can explain to him in more detail as to why I cannot make a cake shaped like his dick….
So please people… I am more than willing to make you a cake! I love doing it!!! But please !!!! don’t come in and ask me to make a cake shaped like your dick… thats just wrong!!
Original Source: best of craigslist: A Cake Decorators Rant
(
